Anonymous asked: Dean and Cas, stripper AU (because it is insane and hilarious!). Have fun!
"Dean. I do not understand the purpose of taking clothes off in front of people."
Dean inhaled deeply, trying to calm himself down. “You don’t have to understand why, just do it. We get paid for this, remember? Also dance to the music and stuff, alright?” The angel frowned staring at the floor, deep in thought. “So. We get paid for dancing and taking clothes off? In which we use the money to fund you and Sam’s journey across America?”
"Yes." Dean said hastilly, "But don’t tell Sammy about this - he doesn’t need to know." A bell rang and Dean straightened up, "Alright, Cass, remember what I taught you, slow- but not too slow. And in time of the music." Castiel nodded, Dean pushed the confused angel through the curtain. "Get ‘em tiger."
Dean waited, so far there was no screaming, so Castiel must be doing an okay job. When Dean was about to relax, there was a crash and the lights went out. “CASS!” Dean shouted, he walked through the curtain, seeing to sides of the walls demolished and the cieling gone. “What in hells name did you do?” yelled Dean. Two old men was huddled in the corner.
"I took off my clothes." the angel said bluntly.
Dean grabbed the angel by the shoulders, spinning him to face the walls, “THIS, Cass, this!”
"I took off my clothes. In other words this Vessel." Castiel explained. He turned to the men, "Do I get paid now?"